Joule Thief — The Secret Technology of the Ancient Pre-Ssorbonites

The Joule Thief energy scrounger. This little puppy will suck residual energy from depleted batteries and other low grade sources like eSnort – addled Orboite brainiums. Here it's running off a dead AA battery, and has been for 4 days. More or less.
Why, I'll bet even a double-nought dimwit could wangle wee willy's watts enough to light up this bulb.

29 thoughts on “Joule Thief — The Secret Technology of the Ancient Pre-Ssorbonites

  1. Gerhard Schreurs

    A Joule thief is an ordinary electronic oscillating circuit, using magnetic
    field changes in a coil to slightly step up the voltage of the original
    power source. If a battery is considered “”dead”, it no longer delivers 1,5
    Volts, but 1 to 1.3 Volts, which it not enough for most appliances to work.
    But there is still some energy left in the battery and the contraption
    shown cranks up the 1 or so residual Volt to approx. 2, enough to light up
    the LED. But since electonic oscillators use energy for themselves to work,
    the Joule thief draws more milliamps from the battery than it cranks out to
    the LED. To run for 4 days, the battery may not have been as dead as the
    poster of the video suggests. As for extracting etheral energy from space
    and similar suggestions, that’s all rubbish. And as for Ssorbonites, these
    are just employes of the Dutch Sorbo factory. They make washing-up brushes
    for dishes and wooden pegs for drying clothes on lines in the garden. I
    doubt if pre-Ssorbonites had 2N3904 transistors and ferrite coils and
    alkaline batteries at their disposal. Dead or alive.

    1. TinselKoala

      +Gerhard Schreurs
      No, it's magic. The transistor has to be pre-treated by rubbing it with
      snake oil while walking widdershins around a clothesline at midnight. And
      if you don't chant the right incantations while doing it, the
      SSOrbonites will disturb your sleep with terrifying dreams of perpetual
      cellphone chargers that look like monkeyfaces. Go ahead and prove me
      wrong… if you can !

  2. john yochum

    this sounds like edomites to me ! this science stuff makes my head hurt !
    we do sience stuff in the bunker, at night with no lights on. tuesdays
    mostly……….

  3. M Walton

    Excellent Report Thank-you • Ed Leedskalnin Had A Fourth Grade Education
    And Could Effortlessly Move 30 Ton Blocks Like The Great Pyramids Of Egypt
    Leedskalnin Built Coral Gables Florida The Instructions Are FREE •
    http://WWW.hyiq.org Chris Sykes • Its Also The Name Of The YouTube Channel • Poor
    Uneducated Commenters Below Were Indoctrinated To Think Ppl Years Ago Were
    Stupid Meanwhile Its Our Generation That Is So Deliberately Dumbed Down
    They Actually Think Their Smart With Radio Shack Idiot Comments

    1. TinselKoala

      +M Walton
      Thank you for watching my videos. Perhaps you’d also like to watch this
      one, which has some original footage of Ed Leedskalnin himself actually
      building Coral Castle.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2SmmSD0afg
      Chris Sykes claims to have “overunity” or “Free energy” coming from his
      coils, but he doesn’t. He has been demonstrated to have poor knowledge of
      his own test equipment and poor measurement skills in the long-running
      thread on o u dot com. He has never been able to demonstrate the validity
      of his claims, and nobody else has been able to do so either. He does
      things like measuring voltage and current in different branches of a
      circuit, multiplying them together and claiming this gives a valid power
      result, when of course it does not. It’s easy to test Sykes’s circuits
      properly, and when they are tested it is clear that they aren’t even
      particularly efficient, much less “overunity”. And the bucking coil
      arrangement he uses is well known and appears in all kinds of electronic
      devices such as CRT monitors etc. The only thing “new” is his gobbledegook
      explanations of what he thinks is happening with them.

    1. claudiomar santos

      Attention is the most precious entity of the universe. Thank you for
      responding and add even more information …I used small radios drivers
      portable transformers to do with this circuit many things … high voltage
      generators to give shock:) … Audible alarms … When he needed an
      oscillator, audio, was this … There many variations but the basic is that
      they are a transistor and a tRANSFORMER … this cirucuito that have
      indicated, the LEDs light up with a voltage of the pulses generated in the
      transformer … It’s a really special circuit and deserves the attention
      being given to him. . Thank you very much !!!

    2. claudiomar santos

      Ok. Because the old batery haven’t enought voltage to turn on a Led… This
      oscilator works since very low voltage Because inductor can be a GREAT
      realimentacion… This inductor works like SELF transformer increasing
      voltage for Led too … Led turn on… Haven’t a power Gain … Only a
      voltage elevator, enought to turn on the Led…  Thanks a lot for
      atention!!!

  4. 1FatHappyBirthday

    This is true because the ancient people were able to run down to radio
    shack to pick up a few batteries and some LEDs. When doing some
    excavations, we dug up a radio shack that was still fully stocked. They
    even had cell phones back then!

  5. Jay Case (OneTakeJay)

    what you have is not a motor it is a mill like a wind mill or water mill.
    It simply lets the elecrostatic energy in the air flow directly to ground.
    what it needs now is an advance mechanism to allow R.P.M to keep up with
    the load. ……The tesla coil also works in reverse it could serve as a
    conduit for the mill

    1. TinselKoala

      The SSOrbo was the alleged “free energy” overunity electronic version of a
      magnet motor OU device of the Irish “technology platform” company called
      Steorn. The original Orbo was a magic magnet motor from them, which they
      falsely claimed was “overunity” and which they used to burn through 14 or
      20 million dollars or Euro (depending on who you believe) of investment in
      a couple of years. Now they are trying to foist a thing called “hepa heat”
      onto the public. It is supposed to be some kind of overunity home hot water
      heater. Pre-SSorbonites, then, are the folks who, like some strange
      religious cult, swallowed Steorn’s early claims but had to draw the line
      when the company kept on moving goalposts and fired their scientific jury
      after two and a half years and a negative verdict (no evidence for OU was
      ever provided to the jury).

    1. kandysman86

      lol, yeah because 1 transistor and ferrite core and a little wire u dont
      have to replace is way more harmful than dumping usable batteries in a
      landfill. SMH. It would be more economical if energy scrounger circuits
      were mandatory in all consumer electronics.

  6. Norberto Rozzi

    Es un simple oscilador.
    Pero de quitar el LED, el transistor vuela !
    No es necesario un anillo de ferrite.
    Hasta puede utilizarse como núcleo un simple tornillo.
    Regards

    1. j corvett

      if the battery has less than 1 V and continues to keep going without ever
      going completely dead their is something going on here. when most batteries
      go dead rather quickly these days, or at least run down enough they wont
      power anything. they sure dont last like they used to.

  7. Tom Killwhang

    Secret technology my arse! There is no extra energy. All this does is boost
    the voltage (and hence reduce the current by an equal amount). It is a
    dc-dc convertor. The reason it works is that with a boosted voltage the LED
    lights. The LED needs a forward voltage before it turns on and the original
    battery does not have that voltage – so we boost it up. Similar ideas are
    used all the time in electronics to get from say 1.5V to 3V or 5V on small
    boards.

  8. ElfNet Gaming

    Congratulations! You have successfully created the LED garden light or LED
    flashlight. Wait that’s already been done some 25 plus years ago…
    I built one of these circuits back in 1996 as a science project also..
    Nothing new here guys.

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